leg side

When in bed, the side of the dog you don't want facing you if you want to get any sleep.

The uncomfortable position when your dog pushes his legs into you while you're trying to sleep.

Upon waking with the family dog...
Margo: I didn't sleep worth a shit last night.
Todd: I feel awesome! What's your problem?
Margo: You didn't get stuck with the leg side!

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Side Cooch

Guy rule; If your girlfriend/boyfriend lives more than 3 states away, you have permission to have a replacement to quench ones sexual needs.

Jake's girlfriend lives in Texas, Jake lives in Ohio. As a result, Jake has side cooch with his locker buddy, Veronica.

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Side Piece

A smokin' hot gun on your side.

Man, your side piece is bad ass!

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side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.

A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.

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Side Saddle

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.

-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"

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Side Meat

Any side dishes consisting of, or containing meat,that one would order alongside another main dish, from a location that doesn't necessarily specialize in said dish.

Ordering chicken wings, for example, from a pizza place, or chicken strips from a sub shop.

Friend #1"You guys want some pizza??"

Friend #2"Sure, but can we get some side meat with it??"

Friend #1"Ok, sounds like a plan,"

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Side-Chick

Like the word "sidekick" to a superhero, a side chick is a girl that tags along with another more popular girl or guy.

Brittany's side-chick is sooo lame.

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