Side Cooch

Guy rule; If your girlfriend/boyfriend lives more than 3 states away, you have permission to have a replacement to quench ones sexual needs.

Jake's girlfriend lives in Texas, Jake lives in Ohio. As a result, Jake has side cooch with his locker buddy, Veronica.

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Side Piece

A smokin' hot gun on your side.

Man, your side piece is bad ass!

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side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.

A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.

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Side Saddle

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.

-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"

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Side Meat

Any side dishes consisting of, or containing meat,that one would order alongside another main dish, from a location that doesn't necessarily specialize in said dish.

Ordering chicken wings, for example, from a pizza place, or chicken strips from a sub shop.

Friend #1"You guys want some pizza??"

Friend #2"Sure, but can we get some side meat with it??"

Friend #1"Ok, sounds like a plan,"

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Side-Chick

Like the word "sidekick" to a superhero, a side chick is a girl that tags along with another more popular girl or guy.

Brittany's side-chick is sooo lame.

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side cheese

The cheese that is falling off a slice of pizza due to a sloppy cut. Often it's easy to rip this off and eat it straight.

Dogg, lemme get your side cheese.

Sorry bro, I already gave it to that guy over there.

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