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when someone want's to fuck another person just because they're bored
Ron:leme smash
Becky:No Ron
Ron: Becky used to leme smash, but now she's smashing Ben, Ben is a hoe
When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah
Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash
A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.
I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.
Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
To go beyond "pushing the envelope".
NASA will be smashing the envelope by landing a man on Venus
Injecting drugs intravenously via syringe
hey, lets buy heroin and smash rigs behind that dumpster
(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore
- the epitome of a true manly man
- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky
(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial
Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash
My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!