A guy with blue balls
Like, OMG, I has sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!
A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.
It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.
Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.
I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.
I had to smurf all the way to school.
She smurfly walked away.
I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.
You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!
smurf (drug usually mushrooms)
That smurf overthere is the strongest one around
I ate a smurf and now im gonna die
Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.
A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!