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When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock
Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking
Something you notice or ask for after a hookup or sex. A code word used as a thank you the morning after, and a sign of paying attention to a female.
Hey, your sock color looked good on you last night
An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks
I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner
A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.
He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!