Status Jump

Verb: When there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.

Muhammed: I'm so depressed

*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.

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status quote

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.

John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.

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c-status

1. pertains to being like a beast at the current moment.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.

Man Tyronne's fashion sense is so c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.

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Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

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Baller-status Catholic

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.

"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

sham wow status

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

Facebook Status Limit

Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL

Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.