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A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.
After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.
When a girl with a stinky pussy sits on a toilet and gets wafted in the face with her own nasty fish stank.
Tish went to the bathroom and gave herself an oriental steamer.
Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.
I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it, and by it, haha well - a Delaware Steamer :)
Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.
My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.
When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.
As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"
When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"