sport stick

another name for a cigarette

"Hey Syd, lets go out for a sport stick"

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quarter stick

A partial erection, a chub, a rush of blood to the penis but not enough to become fully erect.

I was walking down the hall behind that girl from legal and her tight pants with no panty lines gave me a quarter stick.

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Crack Stick

Another form of saying, masturbate, have sex with females, and to alleviate stress.

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"

George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*

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shizzle sticks

Stems off of the word "shizzles!" which is an exclamatory remark one makes when annoyed or upset.

Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"

Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"

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ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

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Ugly Stick

A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"

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jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

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