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Divert an otherwise serious conversation into a series of mindless gibberish.
“I feel like I’m worthless and that I’m wasting my life, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”
A quote first used against Harry Styles by Candace Owen who shamed Harry for wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue
After that, Harry Styles took this quote as his own, as he took to Instagram and twitter and posted a picture of him with the caption, bring back manly men
Harry Styles taking the world by storm
BREAK GENDER NORMS
CLOTHES HAVE NO LABELS
Girl 1: Did you hear about Harry Styles wearing a dress on the vogue cover. Ew. I say bring back manly men
Girl 2: What defines manly, huh? Just because a guy wears a dress, doesnt mean he's any less manly. Go away you sexist pig!
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What the fuck did you just google
You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life
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Possibly one of the best nostalgic games of all time. Sarge's Heroes is a game about the green and tan plastic toy army men. You play as a green one named sergeant Hawk or "Sarge" You go through many levels both in "The real world" which is the world we live in. Everything in the real world is large and you are the size of a plastic soldier. The plastic world is the world where the army men normally are. The plastic world is more real looking and fit to scale the army men. The Tan Army is the evil side of the game and your goal is to just destroy any tan soldier that moves. This game is a classic favorite and even has a sequel. I personally loved these games.
Army Men Sarge's Heroes Green Tan Lots Of Fun
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Any rim that measures 24" and above.
That boy is ridin clean in that Escalade sittin on them Grown Ass Men!
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A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.
So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.
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The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .
"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
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