These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.
Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.
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A clean way of saying Motherf****r
I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo
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Someone who looks VERY attractive smothered in an entire bottle of mayo. BEST SLOPPY sex ever. :D
Man, she looks almost as good as Seth's mom last night
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Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.
Me: *Listens to Green Day*
Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.
Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)
*Soccer Mom flees*
Me: Stupid bloke.
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A term used by people to explain a mother on facebook who usually takes cringey pictures
My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.
exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.
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a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness
my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom