your mom

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

Seth's Mom

Someone who looks VERY attractive smothered in an entire bottle of mayo. BEST SLOPPY sex ever. :D

Man, she looks almost as good as Seth's mom last night

The F-mom

A clean way of saying Motherf****r

I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo

soccer mom

Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.

Me: *Listens to Green Day*

Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.

Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)

*Soccer Mom flees*

Me: Stupid bloke.

seraph's mom

Seraph mom, is a mom from the discord user that go by Seraph. Seraph's mom is a streamer.

"Yo have you seen Seraph's mom?!?!? She whaled in genshin for her kid yesterday!!"
"really??!"

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .