taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.

I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.

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take ownership

Being forced to take on someone else's shit jobs

Boss - Hi I need you to Take Ownership of cleaning the toilet...

Worker - I need you to Take Ownership of my arse

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Take a Gandalf

Smoking the finest of pipe weed from the Shire and going on a leisurely stroll.

"Thou shall not pass that to the left hand side - I'm gonna go take a Gandalf."

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Take A Trump

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

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take the hint

Based on what the other person said they don’t like you and you can tell so you “take the hint.”

“I don’t want to go out to dinner with you”
“Ok, i’ll take the hint you don’t like me”

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Taking a Phil

Taking a Phil is when another word for going to take a shit

Phil Collins went to start Taking a Phil

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take it to the head

pouring 4-5 shots in a glass at once and taking it straight down the hacth!!

don't be a bitch take it to the head

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