cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.

Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.

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cake-up

describes the application of excessive amounts of facial cosmetics.

Bitchy friend A: Sophie's facial rosacia is acting up again. She looks like shit.
Bitchy friend B: No wonder she was wearing cake-up when I saw her at the club last night. Not that it helped any.

or

Look at that bitch. She's wearing so much cake-up she looks like a drag queen.

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cake boy

A very feminine male, also metrosexual.

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

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caked up

being in the money, bringin' home da bacon, pretty much having a lot of money and being totally covered in it.

damn someday i'll be caked up with all my chains and y'all shut up then!

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takes the cake

When you or people did something so over the top outrageous, either good or bad, in the greatest of ways, that it literally excelled so far at what was done, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else went further.

On top of everything they did, destroying that kids life, years later on, they after the girl they cost him to use as a leverage on him, this one really takes the cake, you honour.

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Cake out

to fall asleep abruptly; to totally pass out

This weed is so good! I'm gonna cake out as soon as I come home, man.

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Short cake

Coffee cake

Want some short cake

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