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a poser-punk band that tries to be emo but in reality, just sucks. they dress punk but then their music sounds like a darker version of the backstreet boys. if you would like to hear more about this band, head over to hot topic and ask all the preppy chicks, im sure they have a lot to say.
interested person: what do you know about the band good charlotte?
preppy chick: OMG THE SINGER IS SO HOT AND THEY ARE HECKA PUNK SO I WEAR CONVERSE NOW CUZ IM HECKA PUNK!! OMG!!!
(interested person runs away in fear)
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What you just had obviously, who else would look this up on urbandictionary?
It's 7:44am and I just got back from a great night at the club where I met a Rap Producer, got with 3 hot chicks and got 2 of them's numbers, smoked a good bowl and then got home safe to get on urbandictionary to add my own definition of A Good Night
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Those which are in everybody's interest to have, but in no one's interest to provide. Clean air, for example, or the preservation of a rare species of plant or animal.
My company can't make money from providing clean air, a public good, so I won't bother myself with it
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A funny way to seem like an insider and confuse girls - also an excellent conversation starter. Originating from Hockey and Soccer jocks. Said to someone in passing as if they had just asked you "how's it going?". Thus, in answering a question the target hasn't posed while simultaneously posing a one new, the target is rendered confused and rattled... and yet strangely aroused. However, if you are promtply met with a reply of "good, thanks!" you know you've met your match.
Works on: young women in any setting, noobs
Guy: "Good, you?" (as cute girl passes by him at a bar)
Girl: "Wha?-huh-wait-- I didn't say anything"
Guy: "Sure you did, you asked how I was doing"
Girl: *smiles*, conversation ensues
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1. Term used to congratulate someone for a funny joke. Comlemented with a fist pump. Can be repeated.
2. Used to make someone feel stupid. You say it, offer them a fist pump and when they go for it, give them a thumbs down. Stick your toungue out at them if you like.
1. Your friend just told you a funny joke, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a fist pump.
2. A really annoying person says something he thinks is funny, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a pump. When he goes for it, you give a thumbs down and say "Thbbbbttttt!!!" Now he feels like a dumbass. Nice...
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