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Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.

Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.

by Carrie Cougar February 21, 2025


Mufasa Goon

Mufasa Goon is The act of energetically masturbating while simultaneously pushing a girl off the bed and as she tries to climb back up, beating her back down with your penis. It's like a wild and energetic combo move in the bedroom

Jonh: How was your weekend?
Murt: Yeah it was lit mate i absolutely pussy pounded jessica and she made me mufasa goon

by Cmasterw February 18, 2025


we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025


The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 01, 2025


The Ghost of the Goon

A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.

Look at that car! It's The Ghost of the Goon!!

by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025


Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024


Aztec flicker gooning

A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.

The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.

Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.

According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.

Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.

Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.

"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"

by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024