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When something is extremely cheap or free.
Buy one get one free thats Jerry-Priced
The Jerry Effect occurs in the fantasy football league "Get the Belt or Go Home" and ONLY applies to the user Justin and his teams DaBears, Racing With Ruggs, and Waiver Wire Boys. The Jerry Effect is when the user Jerry is out of the league, Justin is winning championships. However, when Jerry is in the league, Justin is not even making the playoffs, and is most likely in last place. This is because the rivaly between Jerry clouds Justin's mind and leads to him making bad moves in fantasy football in order to compete with Jerry. (The Jerry Effect has nothing to do with Jerry winning or losing games)
Justin was the fantasy football champion 🏆 before Jerry joined the league. However now that Jerry is in the league, Justin cannot even make the playoffs. The Jerry Effect
When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.
Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*
When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.
"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)
If you're reading this then go back to doing fabio with whatever her and is
Hi Jerry how's it going
You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Such a goddess that people act cute around her in order to speak to her. Is a future K-pop idol, just doesn't know it. Has really cute cheeks, but don't let her cuteness trick you she may be a snacc, but she attacc. Just give her your love and support. Does not like to lend her things!
Oh my god, she's such a Jerry King ( meaning that she's a goddess).