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Quite possibly the worst area in the country. Gives New Jersey as a whole an awful reputation. Basically anyone from northern new jersey has no manners, and cant drive for shit. Also for some reason, north jerey natives think their area is awesome because it smells and looks like Hitler's Asshole. Also, they invade the nice parts of new jersey (south jersey shore) and show no regard for the people who actually live there. Locals often call these scumbags "Bennys." North Jersey should become its own separate state and be nuked.
"Dude some Guido fuckers came into the restaraunt today and left without paying"
- Belmar Native
"Well its July now remember, all the north jersey scumbags are here"
- also Belmar Native
"O yeah, how could I forget...."
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North Jersey is the northern part of the state. It ranges from low-populated forest areas to high-populated areas. People of South Jersey criticize North Jersey for its bad schools, polluted air, lack of people who know how to drive, mix of ethnicities, and more. Most North Jersey people, due to the fact there is almost nothing to do in North Jersey for the summer, come to the southern part of the state and cause unbelievable crime and traffic in the southern towns. A study says that crime in the southern towns increase over four-hundred percent during the summer months. Locals refer to these imposters as bennys.
I'm going down the shore 'cause there is nothing to do in North Jersey.
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Should seperate North Jersey and South Jersey into two different states, because many things about them are totally different.
South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls.
North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.
Most insults directed at New Jersey apply only to North Jersey.
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its the beach not the shore, you've been to atlantic city and you eat at white house, its a sub, you can ride your bike any where, you don't need to go to the beach after prom b.c you already live there, you have beach parties, you can't wait to get away but once you do, you can't wait to get back, you don't wear OCBP gear-- any other one is good as long as you got it the right way, you know what crew is, you know that every friday night in the summer is reserve for a lifeguard race, you love wawa- can't get enough of it- and are there at least 2 times a day, the eagles are your team no matter what, you hear and know bad things about atlantic city high school, you have thrown and been to hotel parties since freshman year, and you know that south jersey is the best place ever.
OCBP-Ocean City Beach patrol
south jersey, atlantic city and below
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Many people have never heard of Central Jersey, unless they have met someone fortunate enough to be from this area. This region exists because the inhabitants here find it to difficult to associate themselves with the debilitated Northern or trashy Southern parts of the state. People who live here are generally more wealthy and more educated - they also tend to have more subtle accents then their less-evolved neighbors.
Central Jersey can easily be defined geographically. By county, only Monmouth is fully incorporated. Start form the tip of Sandy Hook and follow the Raritan Bay coast until you reach the Driscoll Bridge on the GSP. Anything north of that bridge is NOT Central Jersey. From the Driscoll, draw a line to Princeton, and then from there a line to Manasquan. Everything within that roughly made triangle is Central Jersey.
Some may argue this area should be larger. It should not. Inhabitants of North and South Jersey will claim this region does not even exist - mostly because of the contempt they feel for our lack of enthusiasm at being defined as Northern or Southern. Central Jersey is the essence of New Jersey - we have minimum violence, low poverty, high incomes, the beautiful / not tourist beaches, and kind people. We do not have pine barren forests, hoagies, guidos, landfills, or petroleum refineries.
If you really want to see the real New Jersey, come visit Central Jersey and you'll understand why we separate ourselves as we do.
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wake up, go work out, tan, dry cleaners, go home, have t- shirt time, get wasted at a club, and to end things bring a girl home unless she is a grenade and smash her.
Me and my friend had a jersey day it was awesome.
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Do you remember how funny that jager-bomb guy was on youtube? Try living with him.
This is what people from New Jersey say. "Not now chief, I'm in the f-ing zone"
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