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1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.
If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.
When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.
"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".
Verb; means for good oath or good luck for many years to come.
Hey you beat cancer good jon to you.
he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.
Have you met Jon-Erik?
No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!