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When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.
Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "
Hetero, mostly white privilege people, who think they have to fight for LGBT community where it is completely unnecessary. Especially in situations where even the LGBT community doesn't care.
*Brand comes up with an ad with a hetero family and a lesbian family*
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"
A man with looks but harsh backstories. Beaten and broken but loving and caring. Their best match is a torn princess because both cling like magnets. For they are both broken but if your man happens to be a rusted knight be thankful for he will never let you down or break your heart unless you do it to him first.
Hes a rusted knight. He looks like a rusted knight.
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
Gold Knight is a synonym for the idiom "Knight in Shining Armor."
A Gold Knight is a man that helps a woman when she's in distress. This chivalrous man protects women in difficult situations if necessary. He is always ready to rescue her from distress. This type of man also has a heart of gold, meaning that he treats others with goodness and kindness.
My husband is kind to people and determined to fix problems. I married a Gold Knight!
knights academy is full of wet white kids who think there bad and dutty neeks. some dumbass teachers that do nowt but shout
you go knights academy? suck your mum