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A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.
Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.
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Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.
I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.
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A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.
Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.
Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.
Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!
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A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in
Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.
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When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.
Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR IN A HOTEL:
When a bottle of Tabasco is poured into one's ass by surprise. The recipient does the fabled Mexican Screech.
I could tell there was a Mexican Fiesta upstairs because of the sound of thumping and Mexican Screeching Coming from above.
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When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.
Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower
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