Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

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Ur mum suck pussy lol

A comeback when someone tells u ur dad is a lesbian lol

Jared: Ur mum gay lol
Alex: Ur dad lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum suck pussy lol

thats what your mum said

To piss someone off, royally.

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."

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Dindu Nuffin to ur mum

When ur mum gets pounded by a black man who denies it

Son: do you like it black

Mum:yes
Jordan: i dindu nuffin to ur mum

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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits

"Hot"
Cum in your mums asshole with mustard
Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her titsIts when you cum into y

Ur mum got a big thumb

The final FINAL version of ur mum gay

John : Ur mum gay
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it

Mike: u wouldn’t

John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)

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