ass pipe

obnoxious person, stuck on themselves, always want to be first. greedy, selfish, wanting more without providing something in return

That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes

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Exhaust Piping

Snorting cocaine or any other amor table substances off of an erect or horizontal penis

Omg, did you see that girl exhaust piping that guy at the frat party last week?!

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pipe dream

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.

you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe

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bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

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stove pipe

when you take a really big, one-piece, shit that sticks out of the water in the toilet.

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Pipe bomb

When a Arab looking person has a boner.

John had to hide his pipe bomb in the middle of class.

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boo pipes

I was playing "Mario Kart Double Dash" on the GameCube and I unlocked a car called the "boo pipes" and that day I had a serious case of ass gurgling,soooooooo put name and action together and got "the boo pipes" - Internal farting/gurgling. When you have it you must exclaim "I have a serious case of the boo pipes!"

When your sitting on the bus and your ass implodes, and everyone looks at you thinking it was your stomach, but you know better.....

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