A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."
"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."
Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL
Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.
What happens when one extremely gay man walks into a group of many heterosexual males and tries to act like them causing himself to look stupid and even more gay than when he arrived in the room as well as causing all the straight men in the room to feel extremely awkward because they have to play along with the charade even though is is clearly not working.
The flamboyantly gay man walked into the fantasy football draft and the Status Effect took place when he started talking about how many baskets Peyton Manning will shoot this year, as all the other guys in the room fake laughed and rolled their eyes
Verb: When there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.
Muhammed: I'm so depressed
*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.
1. pertains to being like a beast at the current moment.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.
Man Tyronne's fashion sense is so c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.
Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.
John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"
He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby