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When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
When someone (or you) takes a shit in someone else's dryer, then proceeds to leave with the machine on heat cycle.
Additional; Courtesy Slinger: Remove the dryer vent to allow the dryer air to vent into the house.
Bro! It smells like some hot shit in your house!
-Dude, I think someone just gave you a Sunday Slinger! Your dryer is full of dry hot shit!
The icky annoyed feeling you get on Sunday night thinking about the coming week...
I totally wasted my weekend and now i've got The Sundays
National “Scudworth Sunday” is a holiday celebrated every Sunday in honoring the character “Cinnamon J. Scudworth” from the 2002 MTV adult animated show “Clone High”. This holiday was thought up by Flip Anderson, also known as Flipperonies on TikTok, who likes to call himself the “#1 Cinnamon fan”.
Someone: “Holy shit..it’s Scudworth Sunday!”
Scudworth fan: “God bless Clone High”
When your fiancé fondles your balls and works the shaft while she indulges in your booty on Friday the 13th.
We watched a weird movie, time for a brownie Sunday
It's that time of the week when it's time to get down and dirty
Yo, you ready? Ready for what. Salami Sunday.
A collaboration of absolute G’s gathering at church on a Sunday night for Sunday service.. vroom vroom we’re elite
Guy 1: “Yo”
Guy 2: “Yo, you hitting send it Sunday this week G?”
Guy 1: “of course cuzzeh”