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Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)
Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!
That girl is such a swamp donkey
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A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.
She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".
Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
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a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag
- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey
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An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.
"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel
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A Juggalo from the GATHERING OF 2006 that was saying "FUCK THE HILL"that threw mud faygo And even got into fist fights all over a little mud LOL these are true SWAMP NINJAS and they will be for life
"FUCK THE HILL",when i say swamp u say whoop whoop,magic magic swamp ninja whut.
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when you are performing anal sex with someone who has swamp ass
i was swamp logging with you mom last night
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I saw this bad ass metal band, Swamp Ass, last night at the bar.
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