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When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.
Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery
It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.
2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.
3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.
Oh look its Tom Chen and his "terrible" art work.
Not scared, One who is not scared to go above and beyond EMS skills that are not even known by man kind
Tom Doughty once saved a deer's life my decompress its collapsed lung. Only for the deer to get up prance away. As the deer prance away Tom shot the deer swat style and made deer steaks for dinner for everyone on crew.
A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.
Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.
Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.
The politically correct term for a negro who works against other blacks.
This Original Tom mutha fucka straight snitched me out at work.