tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

2👍 2👎

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

2👍 3👎

tool off

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

2👍 2👎

Tool Truck

Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.

Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!

2👍 2👎

v-tool

anything that is used to stick in the vagina

i used my green v-tool last night

2👍 2👎

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

3👍 4👎

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

4👍 7👎