Gentlemen Gamer

Gentlemen Gamers are grown men who hold steady jobs, exercise and live relatively normal lives but play video games on the down low.

John is a low-key gentlemen gamer. Works his ass off in finance by day and secretly loves blowing shit up in C.O.D. by night. Would never admit it, tho.

Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.

Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs

Mac Gamer

People who use macs because they think they are supreme, but try gaming and fail miserably because macs can't handle any game

"You're a mac gamer?"
"Mac, its pretty good"
"good luck playing Doom Eternal on that"

It's Gamer Time

Catch Phrase Invented By Chug Jug, A Team Of Absolute Legends.

Means to start gaming and never stop, cause the grind never ends.

Hey Mark It's Gamer Time!

Gamer IQ

A form of low IQ people who have failed in life use to define mild success in a video game.

Esfandtv (twitch streamer and degenerate) I have high gamer IQ look at me play this easy game, I'm doing so well.

baldboy gamer

normally a Baldman who doesn't touch grass and spends the entire sweating on minecraft and fortnite

Guy1: Hey have you seen the baldboy gamer?

Guy2: ya, he's kinda weird

Guy1:I know right he spends the entire day playing minecraft and fornite just getting sweated on before cussing his teammates out and leaving

gamer-juice

A fluid desired by all gamers: gamer-juice. It is the physical manifestation of gaming in liquid form.

OH MY GOD, GAMER-JUICE.

AYGHYGHGGH *gamer orgasm noises*