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Meat Catch

When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, forming a visable mangina!

wow! Did you see adam lloyd in the shower he did the best meat catch ive ever seen

by marchantman April 24, 2009

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Meat Bomber

(n) A military aircraft configured to drop paratroopers. So called because if the parachute of the paratrooper does not open, then the sky diver becomes a meat bomb.

Hey Falvey, what is that C-130 Hercules carrying today?
Well Lachlan, it is taking some of the 82nd Airborne paratroopers out for jump practice.
Ok then, it is on meat bomber duties. I hope there won't be any mess.

by NZAP 9041 January 18, 2011

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meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.

Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.

by Happy Pie March 15, 2008

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Meat Maraca

(n.) it is another word for a clam noodle, chocolate dipped ice cream pickle, frog-ankle, cube of butter. Penis.

holy shit! did you see that guy shaking his meat maraca in the bathroom? thing musta owed him money.

by bill the real bilder May 13, 2010

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Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 14, 2016

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Shyte Meat

When you have pieces of food in your poop that you can recognize.

Damn, I should chew my food a little more, to cut back from the shyte meat.

by bamfharmoney July 18, 2008

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meat sauce

The opposite of weak sauce. Refers to someone/something awesome, also known as the real shit.

I'm a meat sauce. Vegetarians are weak sauces.

by nikekola November 26, 2011

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