Nah he tweakin

When that guy is actin a lil weird

Guy: I love midget porn!

Me: nah he tweakin

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he's like a beautiful mind

this refers to a person who does something seemingly irrational, pointless, stupid, fucked up, unthinkable (like the thought would never ever cross your mind), etc. in an attempt to solve a problem, complete a task, etc. Then, that person accomplishes said problem or task by their unorthodox solution and leaves others astonished that the idea worked. It is at this time someone would say this simile.

Jake had to put away the pool chairs, so to minimize the number of trips, he used a soda cooler with wheels to cart many chairs. He did this by balancing a chair on the edges of the open-topped cooler, then stacking the other chairs on that one. This plan seemed bound to fail, but when he succeeded some one said, "he's like a beautiful mind."

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and a week later he died

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.

CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!

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He say, She say

you thought you had been through with soaps because they are predictable and TV is out dated until you find yourself hooked on this one.

Loving the new "He say, She say" series.

I have a feeling it doesnt imitate life, you know, it stands on its own. Art is life.

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He Who is Most Stoked

The Lord Our God

And He Who is Most Stoked said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11

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Little Did He Know...

a phrase many literary masters have been confused about. According to Dustin Hoffman (in stranger than fiction) many many essays have been written on the initiation of the term, which is unknown obviously

Little did He Know..., He was the catalyst of bravery and courage to prove a case in point. Being detained without probable cause and put into an asylum is a type of performance art initiated by a single self esteem booster. The count of monte crisco, i mean cristo. i do not have the historian perspective on such an idea, however, i do have a fair amount of life-time experience, as everyone else. Besides, you are unique just like everyone else. Collective conciousness is a real ideological standpoint IN reality. Media moves itself. Minarchism at it's finest form of anarchy. Inspired by SLC punk.

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he who ate all the caviar

Any two-bit, dime-a-dozen rapper who raps about the same old bullshit like cars, clothes, jewelry, girls, booze, drugs, etc. ad nauseum. Tends to be highly materialistic, shallow and superficial. Popularized by Mac Miller in his song of the same name.

Max: Oh look, he who ate all the caviar just released another dull, boring, generic rap song.
Tom: Man that guy sucks. How the hell did he ever manage to get so popular?

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