A complete beg who wont leave you alone
On a night out and a person wont leave you alone.. 'This person is pulling such a Liz Thomas'
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The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
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the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
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Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing
stop being Thomas Amos
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a being with absurdly dirty testicles
Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III
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Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe
Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth
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