the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.
Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
A weak ass pussy who ain't about shit.
You're literally acting like Scott thomas
A complete beg who wont leave you alone
On a night out and a person wont leave you alone.. 'This person is pulling such a Liz Thomas'
(Noun) A Constitutional Convention style pony tail worn by conserviative upper-class American men given to delusional fancies of worldliness and superiority.
Hey Jim, Who ordered the Philly Cheeze Steak with saurkraut?
That Ben Franklin lookin guy over there in the tight shorts with the stoopid Thomas Hill.
Also see steven segal
a being with absurdly dirty testicles
Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III
An interesting person who is very focused, HANDSOME and has good hair. He is usually a very sweet, nice and fun to be around. He excels in school and knows how to study well. He is sometimes stubborn and can't let the little things go. He won't stop arguing until he's proved right. He can be annoying, but he's very polite and sweet.
Emma: OMG! That guy over there is so HOT!!!
April: oh, that's Aaron Thomas!