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A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
A man who was featured on MTV® Cribs, Was the first American to work on Sonic, holds over 7 Guinness world records, and is the creator of the Roblox oof sound.
His mother is very proud.
Did you hear about Tommy Tallarico? I heard he was hired by Miyamoto himself to work on Metroid Prime! His mother must be very proud.
Tommy-Anne is super caring. She loves animals and the people that stand by her side no matter what. She is always kind to everyone, but if you piss her off, she can be a real bitch. She knows what she wants, and will stop at nothing to get it. A Tommy-Anne loves to hang out with the guys, even though they all have the hots for her. Tommy-Annes tend to go with ATHLETIC boys. She looks for personality more than looks. Tommy-Anne's love to wake up to paragraphs every morning. Tommy-Anne's are the actual definition of perfect. Once you have her you never want to let go. People fall in love with her, but she only has her eye on 1 person. Normally her best friend, or someone super sweet like a Caleb.
Boy 1: whos that?
Boy 2: Tommy-Anne.
Boy 1: Damn she is perfect
a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.
oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
Two Nights At Tommys Is Fatherless
They’re the perfect couple, when they talk it’s like there’s no one else in the room. Their arguments are passionate, when they stand close together it’s like there’s electricity buzzing in the air. Isabelle and Tommy are the ultimate power couple. The two smartest and most brilliant people I know. One day they will tule the world together.
Guy 1: Isabelle and Tommy would make such a good couple
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!
To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”
We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them