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Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
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A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.
Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro
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Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
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Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.
Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?
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posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!
Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!
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Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be
I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
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A person overcome by hormonal rage.
Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
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