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A word I made up to explain me .A group of classified losers that will never stop being losers after a certain event in their life.
Ex. Last week I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking and walked right into the wall were everyone laughed and then pointed.
Ex 2. I was walking to recieve my award for my report on Leadership and I fell flat on my face at the convention.
Ex sentence- That girl got loser-ite-us last week after she farted on stage in front of the whole school.
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Me: Remember Toys R Us?
Them: What the fuck is that??
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3 over used letters that means "huh u actin kinda weird" and after u say the imposter sus they target u instead
Blue: red is acting kinda sus. Red: NO!!! Blue: *Dies* also red: anyone sus among us?
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when your having sex with a girl that is soo skinny that you can see the shape of your dick moving inside them because it protrudes out near there stomach going up and down.
i was having sex with my girlfriend and i noticed the uter-roller-us. moving up and down on her stomach.
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A proclamation of mutual affection within a group of friends. Not including Sasha.
Jon "I love us!!!!"
Sasha "...What does that even mean?!?"
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An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.
"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"
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Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.
She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!
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