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James: the animal got away
Billy: that’s because your a lousy hunter
James: don’t call me a vegan!
When you stand up and appreciate a warm breeze
"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan
A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”
Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”
VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy
Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.
You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?
A vegan also know as (a piece of shit) is someone who doesn’t eat meat because they think it’s bad? Fucken vegans
I went vegan because i have no life 🐔