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when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
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A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.
I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.
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A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.
Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.
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When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.
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A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.
Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?
Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
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The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.
So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
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