jerk weed

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up

Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"

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purple weed

Marijuana that is purple. The purple comes from low temperature conditions and harvesting late in the flowering stage, when the red chloroplasts show over the dying green ones. The purple color is commonly and incorrectly believed to be a sign of high quality.

Guy: "Hey, I have some purple weed!"
Me: "Is it schwag?"

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weed-forums

aka W-F
simply put the best forums ever
mostly cannabis related, but has threads such as the legendary masturbation lounge 240
has OG's, some tight regular members, and the noobs aren't all that bad
not as big as some other forums but we are close group
generally there is a lack of flame and an influx of good information and lulz

person1: "I was on these one forums and everyone was mean and flamed"

person2: "come to weed-forums and you will see the light, as well as dank nugs"

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death weed

Bleach and other deadly substances in canabus

I want to be your death weed baby.

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neon weed

A rare type of marijuana; usually smoked out of a dooma.

I've been smokin' the neon since '98.

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weed respectful

1: be respectful to the weed.
2: do not waste the weed.
3: be polite to the weed

Example 1: Don't pass to her she wastin the weed that's not weed respectful!

Example 2: Be weed respectful dump the ashes be for u pass!

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fat weed

1.Marijuana bought from Chuck. Also know for being greasy, it sizzling in pipes, and wont burn in a joint just making it get wet.

2.Bad awful weed, poop weed.

1."I got some fat weed from Chuck."

2.*hit pipe* "EWWWWWWW This shit is rank and isnt getting me high, its some fat weed."

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