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An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.
Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!
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When a guy pops a girls cherry by headbutting her vagina then mouth ducks her
John: hey chris yesterday I gave emily the killer whale!
Chris: hell yes!
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When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."
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You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
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fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks
wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white
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My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random”
normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale
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When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.
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