adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.
Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?
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When a guy pops a girls cherry by headbutting her vagina then mouth ducks her
John: hey chris yesterday I gave emily the killer whale!
Chris: hell yes!
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You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
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fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks
wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white
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My way of saying βI donβt really know, but I donβt want to let you know about not knowing so I said something randomβ
normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale
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When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."
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When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whaleβs singing to each other
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.
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