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When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities
He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!
When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.
Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong
Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"