child enjoyer

A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.

President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.

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Only child

Only children vary. They don't know what it is like to have a sibling and to have that bond. They also are not at all independent as they rely on their parents a lot more than a usual child. Only children are often more shy and reserved but are always very close to their parents. They are often very spoilt and know very little about life. They can sometimes find it hard to make friends as they sometimes lack in personality. They do, have a much nicer relationship with family, and are often kinder than usual children. They can have anger issues and tantrums sometimes though. They are less tough than some kids as they haven't been through the trauma normal kids have. They also don't have siblings to keep them in line so they often step over boundaries. If you are friends with an only child you must make sure they stay in line and make sure you are like the sibling they never had. They don't know what it's like to have siblings but are still jealous of those with siblings. They need someone like a sibling although their parents often try to be more like their bestie than their parent.

I would hate to be an only child.

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childe syndrome

the obsession with childe; tartaglia.

do you have childe syndrome?

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Hitler's Child

A child with blond hair and blue eyes. Comes from Hitler's liking of the two characteristics.

My little cousin Sue is a hitler's child.

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chyrstal child

A child sent from god to earth that has great power in

changing the world

Chyrstal childern have the power to see the dead, move things with there mind, and have very big deep eye's that stare in to your soul, they can read you

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mosh child

Basically another definition of an emo. A mosh child is a younger teenager trying desperately to follow the fashions of older generations...They're usually a step or two behind. Many see them as 'posers'.

Well I would go to that gig, but it'll be full of mosh children no doubt.

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man child

when someone looks like a child but they have features of men such as a really deep voice

damn dharen, you're such a man child

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