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Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.
-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.
A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.
The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.
a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.
Damn, that woman is a woke-um.
The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
The past tense of Wake And Bake
I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.
Past tense of "wake and bake"
When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".
"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"