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When someone slaps you with a giant sock of shit and cum
I heard Andy got Jim slapped like Eminiem
when you pop a boner and fart at the same time
yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!
An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.
Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.
Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
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A jim is making the worst crypto trade in history.
"This guy jimmed on a downtrend, his dip was eaten in minutes."
"What a jim, he sold his bag at the bottom lol."
Someone who is not particularly skilled themselves but excels at completing tasks when directed to by a more knowledgeable person. Unmotivated, but can be brought to accomplish tasks when scolded or offered half of a nuked burrito.
1.) noun.
Mid 30s man who torments opposing basketball coaches from row 4. Most notably, he broke Jerome Tang by imitating his sadness and disdain for the officials, prompting Tang, an otherwise honest man, to accusing the opposing team to the ludicrous act of cheating, with no substantiated proof.
2.) verb
Dancing with a bratwurst in your left hand whilst being on a national network television.
Bill: What’s the deal with Jerome Tang? He’s usually a level headed, honest coach that fields a solid basketball team….
Verne: You didn’t hear? Cyclone Jim Carrey shattered his confidence by imitating him after that technical foul on Wednesday.
Bill: Alrighty then. I did not know that….at least his fanbase is full of upstanding, knowledgeable, and thoughtful people….
Verne: …well…compared to hawk fans….maybe….