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A creature that is found in the woods without a belly button. The normal features of one are black hair and blue eyes, along with a "What... am I?" attitude, but not necessarily.
Dude, where's your belly button? Are you a Kyle XY?
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A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.
Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.
The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!
(audince starts howling)
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A big fat bitch, said to be the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She is also a stupid bitch (if there ever was a bitch) and is normally a bitch to all the boys and girls. She is a bitch on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday, but to be different, on Sunday, she's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch. Kyle's mom is mean and has stupid hair, and can be classified as dirty. Other kids around the world have been asked, and it's agreeable that she is a big fat bitch. In summary, she is a big fat fucking bitch.
Kyle's mom is such a big 'ol bitch!
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This is normally an absolute specimen of a human that can go by many names; Reese, Remi, Sid, Sasquatch, Grigs and many more. When rage mode is initiated, this man is an absolute machine. He has taken down many warriors; Freddie, Bohzidar, Oscar, Joe and more. Be careful when you hear this name as you wouldn't want to land yourself in a sticky situation with one of theses creatures.
Oh shit, Kyle Molloy is coming. DIP!
when everything just kinda sucks
The Kyle effect caused nothing to spawn in this warehouse
The most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is modest, and weird. He is also funny, easy to talk to, and has an amazing smile. Don't fall for him, because he won't like you back. He is the type of guy who is your best friend. He'll make you wish you had known him sooner. Maybe even before your first kiss...Good luck tryign to say his last name...
Wow, He has amazing eyes...
That's because it's Kyle Carabajal
Kyle Ashley a guy with a big forhead with a meme account on Instagram most likey a 12 year old boy
Look Kyle Ashley forhead
What's the latest memes Kyle Ashley