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An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.
Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.
"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"
When two people are in bed together and one person is on top and they're having such hard sex that the friction on the sheets at the moment of orgasm sets the bed on fire.
They were expecting a happy ending (orgasm) but instead got a happy ending with a negative twist (orgasm with the bed on fire)
The game was a Bed Burner since we won but our star player got injured and is out for the season.
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but im in your twitch chat
hes in your bed
but im in your twitch chat
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When you hook up with a chick and unconsciously rail her ass from behind and when you pull out she shits your bed. Basically a Shit-Storm just struck your bed with a fury.
I took my car in for service and got screwed so bad I took it out on my girl and she pulled a Barr Bed Shitter on me. . .
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Four Poster Bed
A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.
Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
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The act of smoking a bed bug to get high.
Diane says he has been smoking bed bugs in the basement of Southern!