Circle of Digression

Imaginary circle one steps into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.

They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. He made this all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a titch and announcing that he was stepping into The Circle of Digression.

Sometimes referred to by insiders as the COD.

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Full Circle

The act of taking ones flaccid penis and pushing into their own anus and urinating.

Hey bro, I gave myself a Full Circle last night and my ass was filled. It felt so good, you should try it.

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Full circle

When you and your partner perform oral sex or 69 on each other and kiss each
other without rinsing your mouths.

Joe: slurp lick lick lick

Alice: OH yeah! I love you so much Joe, that was awesome!

Joe - *leans in for a kiss*

Alice: Whoa, can you rinse your mouth out baby? I'm not really wanting to go full circle tonight.

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silver charm circle

The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.

I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.

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Circle Derf

A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.

"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"

"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."

"Woa, who was the victim?"

"Your mom."

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Circle of Trust

A cocktail involving a large 32 or 44 ounce plastic cup, adding ice, Bacardi, Mountain Dew, with a Splash of Red Bull (Red Bull is important to change the taste and makes the drink). The drink is passed around among friends as quickly as possible until the drink is gone. The one who finishes the drink MUST make the next one for the group... Drink until completely wasted. If you have a large group, break it up into two groups and the one who finishes their bottle first wins.

Whatchu wanna do today?

I dunno, play video GAMES with my FRIENDS??

Nah, let's get these motherfuckers a Circle of Trust and get fucked up!

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Academic Circle Jerk

When a group’s discussion of concepts and ideas start to overwhelm the thought process that you ultimately end up just standing around stroking the other people's egos and accomplishing nothing.

We discussed rubrics, a list of criteria for grading student’s work, until we discussed ourselves into an academic circle jerk.