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I went out with a total fuckboi last night!
What was his name?
Henry.
Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
When guy gets shamed by wench cause his dick too big
Woman: Man you got no sensation in your dick because you fuck too many bitches!
FuckGuy: Wench first of all that is fuckboy shaming and second of all that is bullshit!!!
the hottest person to ever exist
'look at her, shes so hot yk'
'yea, thats fuckboy oliv for you darlin'
Fagots who fart onto a stick and shove it in their soulmates toe nail and then licks it, after this tradition is done the gay couple will perform 9/11 with a motorboat. Once they are done performing terrorist acts they will go to ampsterdam to laugh at Anne Frank for not being able to camp for one more year, they will then go back home and suck eachother dry until they dont feel anything. Then they will throw a party with all men with their dicks out until 3:21 in the morning, then they will go to their church where they will praise the gay 8 arm monkey man.
Man 1: Are you a Gay Fuckboys?
Man 2: I have a girlfriend idiot
Man 1:Oh.....