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Poser

Someone who acts like they're from Baltimore even though they're from outside Harrisburg. Someone who has not only a thousand different screen names or online profiles, but also has fictional hometowns or current locations, fictional lives to go with them. A poser tries to outdo other people at silliness while trying to get taken more seriously than everyone else.

The poser was always this and that, always under somebody else's skin to make himself/herself look/feel more authentic. The poser wanted an authentic image.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020


Poser

Someone who's always someone other than who they were growing up.

The poser never told anybody he/she was a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020


Poser

A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.

The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2020


Poser

Someone in a band who never met you and said he fought with you to show you he was a man.

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2020


Poser

You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.

This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020


Poser

Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.

The poser had a mouth big enough that you'd think he/she was preying on a few people.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2019


Poser

Someone that is not who they say they are. Someone that tries to discredit a company (UPS, a retailer for examle) because they didn't get as much money as they wanted for something.

The girl was trying to discredit the company to defend her feisty (and false) image. Someone that really is feisty doesn't have to tell people around them often about how feisty they are to get attention or attempt to scare the shit out of people, and anybody that does that, big or small, is a poser.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021