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The princess queens are a little, pretty people: tiny on the outside, loud and smelly on the backside. The princess queen likes to eat food, daydream about food, eat food and think about food while eating food. The princess queen often has unbearably cool, 'special' sibblings whose nonchalant awesomeness she often tries to emulate, but to no avail, as she cannot hide her questionable taste in music and her shameful love of pink things. Yet beyond that pretty, flat smile, lies just enough crazy to make her one of the cool kids - no sane person would choose such a nonsensical title, wear it with so much pride and convince oneself that it's a thing when clearly, it is not. The sun shines on this little people, and so it should.
People gathered to celebrate the princess queen's two week long birthday. All hail the princess queen!
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Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.
"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."
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A beautiful woman with delicious breasts. Typically having a left biob larger than her right.
Damn check that hot chicks fits. She must be a Princess Areola.
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A girl who never grinds, packs, or lights her own bowl / her own Js. She constantly relies on others to both prepare and ignite her weed, as she does not do the manpower.
Not to be confused with 'princess of pot', a weed princess will indeed supply and share her own shit.
Person 1: "Carly is such a weed princess, I always have to pack and light the bowl."
Person 2: "Yeah, but at least she's buying."
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PRINCESS SEAT: noun.
also commonly referred to as a "seat with bum warmers"
those beautiful seats (usually in the front of a car) that will warm your "fanny" upon request at the push of a button. these seats are also a reason that shotgun is called more frequently and violently in those cold winter months. When you see the car that owns the "Princess Seats" you will want to punch someone in the FACE to get them first, come on peopple, shape your vocabulary, no longer are they "Bum Warmers" they are from this day forth.... Princess Seats, because they are only used by princesses of the female and male gender.
Person 1- Guys these seats are ROASTY
Person 2- ROASTY TOASTY
Persons 1 & 2- ROASTY TOASTY PRINCESS, ROASTY TOASTY PRINCESS
A Princess seat often reminds us or warm. Example, if your ass is cold, sit in the princess seats, there a plesure for your buns.
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Noun- Any person who makes every excuse to work inside on hot days.
Chris was a real princess snowflake today every time he was sent outside to do something he would sneak back inside and surf the internet.
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A useless piece of shit that can't even protect herself. You would think after several decades of getting kidnapped, she would be learning self defense like karate or shit. But no, she trusts her weak as shit, guards called toad. And also everyone wants to fuck her.
Mario : Princess peach?
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
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