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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022


Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.

Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”

by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022


Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.

Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”

by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022


What the skinny!

a clean alternative for what the f*ck or what the hell which can be used in any situation to show any kind of emotion. primarily used while skateboarding when you see somebody do something out of the ordinary

Woah dude that guy just did the weirdest looking air! what the skinny!

by roganrileyandalixzander July 11, 2024


skinny dick

penis without pubic hair

i like skinny dick

by stinkvinger March 4, 2018


skinny legend

someone as flat as jocelyn

Chase: Damn she a skinny legend

George: whats that
chase: its when someone is just as thin as a jocelyn

by get on my level boi December 15, 2019


skinny legend

ariana grande is a skinny legend, along with raini rodriguez and mariah carey

ariana grande is such a skinny legend

by whytrxyy May 30, 2019