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A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"
"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"
some one with really short legs
that kev's a bit of a short arse
feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks
The red toilet seat shaped mark around the arse that appears after extensive shitting. Usually appears after 10 minutes of toilet time.
"that was such a long shit, I have really bad ring arse!"
An exceptionally large penis capable of splitting an asshole wide open.
Check out Tommy's dick. It's a real arse opener.
The pungent result of a night in the pub. Bad Arse is generally characterised by weird and wonderful turds (see Shitterish Allsorts) and flatulence which is almost visible.
'Man, I've got some seriously bad arse going on after that session in The Crown last night'